The Truth about the Titanic

I have sucked at blogging lately. But from time to time, I come across funny stuff on the internet and I thought I'd share it with you, just in case you need a laugh, or smile, or chuckle, or if you just want to stare at the computer screen and "LOL" internally. {I do that from time to time.}

So, here it is... the cold hard truth about the sad fate of what was Jack and Rose: 

Haha! I thought that was funny! 

Make sure you LAUGH today! I have found myself LOLing a lot on buzzfeed.com if you want to check that out. Just a suggestion! ;) 

Enjoy your day!

♥,

Nicole

Disney Mean Girls

Seriously, this is one of the most awesome things I have found on YouTube to date.
You'd appreciate it a lot more if you have seen{/are obsessed with} the movie Mean Girls...

Numa Numa

I promise you, this video NEVER HAS FAILED to put a smile on my face. I can be in the worst mood ever, and come watch this, and I DARE myself not to crack a smile.

Kendra Spoof

I'm sorry but I just find this hilarious. I love watching Kendra & think she's a lot more down to earth than most reality stars. And whoever Hank's playing in the NFL for, I'm pulling for, because he gets an A+ for being celebrity husband of the year. Anyways, if you watch Kendra too on E! then there's a chance you'll find this funny too. I follow Kendra on Twitter and saw that she had posted a link to this video on there, saying she thought they were hilarious! Anyways, laugh a little. :)

In honor of St. Patrick's Day

I am not a St. Patrick's Day fan, but I am a fan of this YouTube video. The things people will do for a pot of gold to get on TV.

texts from last night

So I read some funny texts from last night & found some that I could totally guess who they came from! The site's usually filled with inappropriate texts, but some are just too funny not to share! I searched local area codes & this is what I found:

980: I am making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
704: oh, you finally did the dishes then?
980: no, bought new ones
---I could soo see me saying that!---

704: soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her

704: he looks like a really good dad on facebook

704: I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead

704: You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

704: One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

704: How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a "blasty"

980: How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?

980: you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took me 15 minutes to read them all.

828: I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse. 

The Atheist and the Bear

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
"Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent...

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came.

"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

"So far, so good" :)

How cute is this?!  Check out this clip from the Bonnie Hunt show, where you hear audio from a five year-old's 911 call in an attempt to help her dad who is having trouble breathing! "So far, so good!," she says. :)