"Hear about Charlie Sheen from every angle...."

{Disclaimer: This is no joke.}

I received this email from XM radio, to whom I subscribe monthly because it is FABULOUS! It read a lil' something like this:

March 5th at 6 AM - March 6th at 6pm
Hear all about Charlie Sheen from every angle on

TIGER BLOOD RADIO

Sirius Channel 108 & XM Channel 139

Tune in to "Tiger Blood Radio," a 24-hour limited run channel that will explore the breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications of the Charlie Sheen controversy.

"Tiger Blood Radio" will take listeners behind the headlines, exploring the media frenzy/media reaction, as well as the medical, psychological, psychiatric and pop culture and celebrity angles. Additionally, through a recap of news coverage, it will offer a timeline of recent events.

During the exclusive, limited run channel, SiriusXM listeners will hear archival Playboy Radio clips featuring "Goddess"/current live-in girlfriend Bree Olson, a Playboy Radio contributor. In addition, Sheen's ex-fiancée/Spice Radio host Ginger Lynn shares stories of her relationship with him on Tiffany Granath's Playboy Radio show; and adult film star Kacey Jordan talks to Playboy Radio's Night Calls about her times with Sheen.

Charlie Sheen is getting SO much attention just.for.being.CRAZY.