Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Things I Will Not Miss Saying....{My Life as an RD}

It's almost been a month since I was a Resident Director at Lenoir-Rhyne. I miss a lot of things about the job, and the school. I loved my staff(s), my co-workers, my boss(es) and I even loved my building {that will luckily be renovated this summer} even though it's an oldie goldie. But nights like tonight, when I can take a shower and lay in bed and read a book in peace and quiet makes me reminisce on some of the funny {and some not-so-funny} things I've had to say over the last two years that I will not miss as much. ;) I've compiled a list {that may or may not be ongoing} for your entertainment.

Things I am NOT going to miss saying now that I'm no longer a Resident Director:
  • Tripp, quit blowing that horn! {I don't know why that's the 1st thing that came to my mind.}
  • Don't throw trash out of your windows.
  • Whoever's tossing water balloons out onto oncoming traffic, stop. 
  • Don't be 'that guy.'
  • Oh, stuff was stolen out of your room? Well then you probably shouldn't have left your door unlocked.
  • Lenoir-Rhyne doesn't make the alcohol drinking age 21, so don't blame Lenoir-Rhyne.
  • Just because Lenoir-Rhyne is a private school, doesn't mean it can make its own rules and legalize smoking marijuana.
  • Here's some bug spray.
  • If I have to come back again tonight, I'm gonna be pissed.
  • What are they DOING up there?!
  • The faucet drips. It can't be fixed. Consider it a noise to soothe you to sleep.
  • I can hear the person above me peeing. 
  • Are you kidding me? {In more than one reference}
  • Jacob, security does not want a copy of your transcript.
  • There's a flood on first upper. {Had to say that one a couple times too.}
  • No, I don't want to hang out. It's 3:30 in the morning. I want to sleep! 
  • Someone burnt Easy Mac and we had to evacuate the building.
  • Do you smell smoke?
  • You know I can see you hiding behind that door.
  • You know I can see you hiding behind your closet curtain.
  • You know you can't have all these animals in here.
  • Whose baby do I hear crying?
  • I know you wrote it in sidewalk chalk, but that's offensive.
  • Yes, I do think you are a chain smoker.
  • No, we can't have alcohol at our educational programs. Or our social programs.
  • Seriously, that guy gives me the creeps.
  • If you could play football for USC, then what are you doing here? Yeah, that's what I thought.
  • No, you can't have my number. 
  • Yes, my boyfriend is white. Why?
  • Seriously, twice in one weekend? 
  • I'm sorry the machine took your dollar. Find a partner and I'm turning my head for 5 seconds. If you haven't shaken the chips out of the machine by then, then you're out a dollar. Or you can go to the business office during business hours tomorrow.
  • No, you can't take the furniture from the lobby to your room.
I am sure there are more but still....that's a good bit to start the list off!! My residents were entertaining to say the least & definitely kept me on my toes! What an experience it was to be able to be an RD. :) Would recommend the job to everyone but wouldn't recommend the job to just anyone, if you know what I mean! After reading that list, you may be surprised to hear that I really will miss being an RD.

3 comments:

  1. Too funny! And yes, there are many more things that you will add over the next few months! If it weren't for the crazy nights and days :) peaceful nights like you are having tonight wouldn't be so enjoyable! I miss you tons!- Emma

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  2. LOL. From the stories I've heard, I'm sure Tori will have some comments to add!

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  3. Soo funny!! :) I loved being an RD too especially with you, Tori, and Jonathan!!! :) I miss you!

    Let's add....

    -No you can NOT keep a scorpion as a pet!
    -"That beer on my desk is not mine. Yes this is my room but I have no idea who put that beer there."
    -Yes, I saw you hide that!
    -(door wide open with beer) Did you go through my room to find this?
    -"We weren't playing beer pong....that's water in our cups!"
    -K-Lain tone it down a bit!
    -It has NEVER been cool to roll through a parking lot at 2:30 with your "beats thumping"
    -Stephen's 10 Commandments of Price Village

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