Things I am NOT going to miss saying now that I'm no longer a Resident Director:
- Tripp, quit blowing that horn! {I don't know why that's the 1st thing that came to my mind.}
- Don't throw trash out of your windows.
- Whoever's tossing water balloons out onto oncoming traffic, stop.
- Don't be 'that guy.'
- Oh, stuff was stolen out of your room? Well then you probably shouldn't have left your door unlocked.
- Lenoir-Rhyne doesn't make the alcohol drinking age 21, so don't blame Lenoir-Rhyne.
- Just because Lenoir-Rhyne is a private school, doesn't mean it can make its own rules and legalize smoking marijuana.
- Here's some bug spray.
- If I have to come back again tonight, I'm gonna be pissed.
- What are they DOING up there?!
- The faucet drips. It can't be fixed. Consider it a noise to soothe you to sleep.
- I can hear the person above me peeing.
- Are you kidding me? {In more than one reference}
- Jacob, security does not want a copy of your transcript.
- There's a flood on first upper. {Had to say that one a couple times too.}
- No, I don't want to hang out. It's 3:30 in the morning. I want to sleep!
- Someone burnt Easy Mac and we had to evacuate the building.
- Do you smell smoke?
- You know I can see you hiding behind that door.
- You know I can see you hiding behind your closet curtain.
- You know you can't have all these animals in here.
- Whose baby do I hear crying?
- I know you wrote it in sidewalk chalk, but that's offensive.
- Yes, I do think you are a chain smoker.
- No, we can't have alcohol at our educational programs. Or our social programs.
- Seriously, that guy gives me the creeps.
- If you could play football for USC, then what are you doing here? Yeah, that's what I thought.
- No, you can't have my number.
- Yes, my boyfriend is white. Why?
- Seriously, twice in one weekend?
- I'm sorry the machine took your dollar. Find a partner and I'm turning my head for 5 seconds. If you haven't shaken the chips out of the machine by then, then you're out a dollar. Or you can go to the business office during business hours tomorrow.
- No, you can't take the furniture from the lobby to your room.
I am sure there are more but still....that's a good bit to start the list off!! My residents were entertaining to say the least & definitely kept me on my toes! What an experience it was to be able to be an RD. :) Would recommend the job to everyone but wouldn't recommend the job to just anyone, if you know what I mean! After reading that list, you may be surprised to hear that I really will miss being an RD.